If you search the medical literature for “D Counsell”—type “Counsell-D [AU]” into the search box here—half the papers returned have my name on them; the other half carry the name of an anaesthesiologist who didn’t drop out of medical school. Today someone emailed the wrong D J Counsell to offer him a temporary consultant anaesthetics post. I recommend that PooterGeekers living in the Lincolnshire area avoid going under the knife at a local hospital during the next couple of months. Muah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha!