Blonde Biology Babe

So obvious I didn’t think of her, though she probably refuses to self-identify as blonde: Hot Wheels Helena!

Helena poses on a punt
Babes Of Biology No. 3: Miss July
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Helena grins
Helena has a PhD in biotechnology and her interests include killer bugs and driving quickly but very, very safely. If she wins Miss Biology 2007 she’d like to travel around the World as an ambassador for her favourite charidee.

7 Comments

  1. Posted 03Aug06 at 15:03 | Permalink

    But is she single, Damian? Even I am dying to know!

  2. JF
    Posted 15Aug06 at 18:49 | Permalink

    What a hottie. Phwoar!

  3. Dave Gobblesworth-Smith
    Posted 27Jun07 at 15:32 | Permalink

    Looks like she’d go like the clappers! And I wouldn’t dare ask her about her theory on Scampy Frys!

  4. Brian D Ubiousgiza
    Posted 27Jun07 at 17:38 | Permalink

    I’d love to sample her DNA

  5. Saffron Wibblecup-Jones
    Posted 28Jun07 at 09:17 | Permalink

    Golly gosh wowser! I’m female, but I went to an all girls school, so I wouldn’t let that stop me.

    That is, unless the Scampi Fry story is based on experimentation happening a little too close to home?!

  6. Chester Q Bumblefuck
    Posted 29Jun07 at 09:38 | Permalink

    Nah - no decent cans.

  7. Posted 29Jun07 at 09:45 | Permalink

    I should point out that I have offered to censor this ongoing objectification, but, according to Helena and my logs, the commenters above appear to be members of Hot Wheels’ posse, writing under a number of implausible aliases. These are the kind of companions one acquires studying at Cambridge.

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