Fear The Gobblers!

Today’s featured Wikipedia article reveals that velociraptors were probably covered in feathers, stupider than cats, and the size of turkeys. Once again scientific accuracy ruins a fun night out at the cinema.

6 Comments

  1. Posted 12Jul06 at 11:59 | Permalink

    Stupider than cats” doesn’t say much. Most people I know are stupider than cats

  2. Posted 12Jul06 at 12:31 | Permalink

    Perhaps it was the addition of frog DNA that turned these feathery, dim chicken things into the ferocious, leathery hided killing-machine raptors.

  3. Posted 12Jul06 at 14:33 | Permalink

    My cat is a killing machine. I wouldn’t want to meet him if he was the size of a turkey.

  4. Hip Gnosis
    Posted 12Jul06 at 19:28 | Permalink

    I’m stupider than a cat.

  5. Posted 14Jul06 at 07:31 | Permalink

    Velociraptor was small for a dromaeosaurid, with adults measuring up to 1.8 meters (6 ft) long, 0.5 meter (1 ft 8 in) high at the hip, and weighing 20 kilograms (45 lb).

    That’s a big-assed turkey.

  6. Posted 14Jul06 at 11:47 | Permalink

    That’s a big-assed turkey.”

    Perhaps the Wikipedian who made the comparison is Texan.

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