Not So Simply

UPDATE: Here’s a picture of Kate’s excellent hair (Freya in the foreground, Richard in the background):

Kate looking windswept with her family

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My friend and musical collaborator Richard and his missus Kate had me round for dinner the other evening and we got into a conversation about the recent Observer Music Monthly list of “larger-than-life” performers (i.e. fat rockstars). We were trying to decide if the article was itself fattist. Richard pointed out that the musicians concerned (Elvis, Luther Vandross, Tiny of Ultrasound) had nothing in common apart from walk-in fridges full of dairy produce. I replied that no one would object to a top ten of gingers in rock, but then we couldn’t even come up with a top five of those. Perhaps the music industry discriminates even more harshly against redheads than it does against lardbutts. Even with the help of Kate, who is a strawberry blonde Celt, the best we could manage was:

  • Mick Hucknall of Simply Red
  • Bonnie Raitt
  • Carol Decker from T’Pau
  • er, one other that I can’t remember now

Any suggestions? If the list gets long enough I might even submit ito Wikipedia as the definitive catalogue of ginger rockers.

16 Comments

  1. Posted 28Oct05 at 11:13 | Permalink

    I’m sure you were thinking of Noddy Holder…

  2. Posted 28Oct05 at 11:20 | Permalink

    Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age

    Anne Magnuson of Bongwater

    Isn’t Annie Lennox a ginga?

  3. Posted 28Oct05 at 11:30 | Permalink

    I thought Annie’s was a wig/dye. Think Jimmy Somerville is one though.

  4. EJ
    Posted 28Oct05 at 11:50 | Permalink

    The singer from Stereo MCs, though whether he counts as I can’t even remember his name…

  5. EJ
    Posted 28Oct05 at 11:51 | Permalink

    Oh and how could I forget Sonja!

  6. Posted 28Oct05 at 12:04 | Permalink

    Rob Birch off the Stereo MCs, and of course, Ginger “Catweazle” Baker from Cream.

  7. Chris B
    Posted 28Oct05 at 12:13 | Permalink

    Josh Homme’s already gone, all I can offer is a borderline ging from the Spin Doctors. the beard’s red, but is the hair? you decide.

    http://www.legacyrecordings.com/spindoctors/photo1.html

  8. Lizzie
    Posted 28Oct05 at 12:14 | Permalink

    Shirley Manson.

  9. Mark
    Posted 28Oct05 at 12:50 | Permalink

    Kirsty MacColl.

  10. Posted 28Oct05 at 13:45 | Permalink

    Ginger Baker (or don’t drummers count?)

  11. Posted 28Oct05 at 14:49 | Permalink

    We’ve already had Ginger Baker, and he was the other one Richard and I thought of. I can’t believe I didn’t think of Kirsty MacColl. And I’ve just remembered Cathy Dennis.

  12. Posted 28Oct05 at 15:06 | Permalink

    Country music has all the best red-heads, and some of them do indeed rock. Allison Moorer, Reba McEntyre, Willie Nelson, Wynonna, Joy Lynn White, Bobbie Cryner, Kelly Willis, Patty Loveless, Tift Merritt. Kirsty MacColl sits comfortably in with that crowd, too.

  13. Posted 28Oct05 at 15:13 | Permalink

    Richard D James (aka Aphex Twin), Rupert Parkes (alias Photek), and Andy Barker off 808 State. Not exactly “rockers”…

  14. Posted 28Oct05 at 20:00 | Permalink

    Buster Bloodvessel? ;-)

  15. Andrew Carroll
    Posted 29Oct05 at 10:09 | Permalink

    What about the Irish showband legend Red Hurley?

    http://www.irish-showbands.com/images/pop/nevada74x.htm

  16. Posted 01Nov05 at 12:31 | Permalink

    Axl Rose.

    And, the self proclaimed Red Rocker himself, Sammy Hagar.

    We rule by the way!

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