On page 3 of the Cambridge Town Crier there is a half-page advertisement with the following heading:

THE PERSE SCHOOL

A sixth form school with a notable academic record and a wide range of extra-curricular activities

On page 5 of the Cambridge Town Crier a news report begins:

“A female teacher at the Perse School, Cambridge, has quit her job after a relationship with a former pupil.”

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