Today’s featured Wikipedia article is about Jesus’s foreskin, or rather his foreskins because quite a few people claim to have had it/them. When I worked in a hospital lab I discovered that discarded foreskins were an excellent source of a particular class of cell called a fibroblast. This is one of only a couple of slightly redeeming features of the sexual mutilation of male infants. Treated with appropriate dyes and viewed under a microscope, fibroblasts are beautiful to look at. When I begin my new, post-science career as a guru I will take care to impress the magical powers of my prepuce upon the followers of my cult.