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		<title>Fighting The Good Fight</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2010/11/fighting-the-good-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spam&#8212;email spam, link spam, splogs, social media spam&#8212;is evil. I waste too much of my time dealing with it. It was inevitable that this Wired article about a new search engine would intrigue&#160;me: [T]here&#8217;s a new search engine in town that&#8217;s got a fresh approach to weed out the ever-proliferating junk and spam sites polluting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Stereotypes</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2009/10/national-stereotypes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have just searched Google News for &#8220;Afghanistan&#8221;. The top three stories are, in&#160;order: 500 more British soldiers will go to Afghanistan&#8212;[report] Italians bribed the Taleban all over Afghanistan&#8212;[report] France will not send any more troops to Afghanistan&#8212;[report]]]></description>
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		<title>Capable Of Universal Computation</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2009/05/capable-of-universal-computation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 14:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Engineering]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new &#8220;un-search engine&#8221; Wolfram Alpha beat Google in at least one of my&#160;tests: Here are some of its answers to other, harder,&#160;questions.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/12/in-this-world-there-are-only-two-tragedies-one-is-not-getting-what-one-wants-and-the-other-is-getting-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/12/in-this-world-there-are-only-two-tragedies-one-is-not-getting-what-one-wants-and-the-other-is-getting-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 13:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=4049</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to the Web surfer brought here by a search&#160;for: &#8220;interracial dates that like&#160;Radiohead&#8221; You have hit the&#160;jackpot.]]></description>
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		<title>Disturbing Search Of The Moment</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/08/disturbing-search-of-the-moment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/08/disturbing-search-of-the-moment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=3280</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m kind of afraid to ask why people have been arriving at PooterGeek over the past couple of days as a result of googling for &#8220;John Kettley&#8221; and &#8220;hedgehog&#8221;. I realise my publishing this post will now make things worse. Perhaps I should add the phrase &#8220;Richard Gere&#8221; as&#160;well.]]></description>
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		<title>Today Britain. Tomorrow The World!</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/12/today-britain-tomorrow-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/12/today-britain-tomorrow-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 23:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite my slack posting there, in the few months since I started it The Wedding Photography Blog has gone to number two hit on Yahoo UK for the search terms &#8220;wedding photography&#8221;. This is amazing even to&#160;me. If you linked to it then thank you. I must extend special gratitude to the anti-Euston&#160;Manifesto obsessive in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revealing</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/revealing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/revealing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2563</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, unique visits to PooterGeek have been cruising at the elevated level of 50-plus an hour. Why? Because this site has just entered the top ten on Arabic Google for the search term &#8220;boobs&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Penis Size: A Scientific Study</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/penis-size-a-scientific-study/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/penis-size-a-scientific-study/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Psychology]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2557</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Further to this,&#160;this. METHOD: To study the effect of penis width vs. length on female sexual satisfaction, 50 sexually active female undergraduate students were asked which felt better, i. e., was penis width or length more important for their sexual&#160;satisfaction. RESULTS: None reported they did not know, or that width and length were equally satisfying. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Problem With UKIP</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/04/my-problem-with-the-uk-independence-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/04/my-problem-with-the-uk-independence-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 19:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Graphics]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2154</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My legal adviser tells me that all members of the UK Independence Party are sane, sensible, and not closet racists at all. Google tells me that their Isle Of Wight branch&#8217;s lilac campaign caravan, the completely non-racistly named &#8220;Wight&#160;Knight&#8221;, is the seventh hit for a search on Google Images for my name. Why is&#160;this?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>No Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/04/no-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/04/no-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2144</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After a hard day&#8217;s coding [yeah, you thought I&#8217;d put that crap behind me too], there&#8217;s nothing like settling down in front of your monitor to watch the latest movie trailers online. The one(s) for Basic Instinct in particular is/are gloriously bad. I was going to write a few paragraphs marvelling at David Morrissey&#8217;s ability [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kink Of The Month</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/03/kink-of-the-month/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/03/kink-of-the-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2088</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can only imagine that a sexually frustrated militant Deaf separatist would go searching the Web for pictures of &#8220;naked deaf girls&#8221;, but you lot might know&#160;better. UPDATE: For anyone brought here by such a search in the future, Deafs.com might get you closer to your&#160;goal.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Public Sector Search Watch</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/01/public-sector-search-watch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/01/public-sector-search-watch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2000</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I had a visitor (apparently) from a machine in Brent Town Council&#8217;s offices. He/she came looking for &#8220;fat young girls&#8221;. In connection with which of that London Borough&#8217;s administration&#8217;s published Objectives do you think the individual responsible was making such an enquiry?: Supporting children and young&#160;people Attain, retain and develop excellent&#160;staff Increasing household recycling [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tum Te Tum</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/12/tum-te-tum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/12/tum-te-tum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 00:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1916</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Busy busy busy. Go read Google News,&#160;peeps.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Top Tip For &#8216;Bloggers</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/12/top-tip-for-bloggers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/12/top-tip-for-bloggers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1908</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Girls, please don&#8217;t all throw your virtual knickers at me at once, but I once reviewed a book on how to use Google for the UK UNIX Users&#8217; Group magazine, subsequently republished in the official magazine of the American Accounting Association&#8212;or something like that. After reading the book, I became a Google ninja. By way [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;Poo&#8221; By Name</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/09/poo-by-name/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/09/poo-by-name/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1730</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am told by PooterGeekers, including the currently-one-armed Hot Wheels Helena, that they come here by typing &#8220;poo&#8221; into their Web browsers and letting auto-complete do the rest. Be careful that the rest of the URL is filled in before you hit &#8220;Return&#8221; or, like Hot Wheels, you are likely to find yourself at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Further Insight Into The British Class System</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/08/further-insight-into-the-british-class-system/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/08/further-insight-into-the-british-class-system/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone visited PooterGeek today having been referred here by a search [link not safe for work] on &#8220;yacht insurance dot uk dot com&#8221; for &#8220;spanking&#160;boys&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;m Sorry, Damian: I&#8217;m Afraid I Can&#8217;t Do That.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/07/im-sorry-damian-i-cant-let-you-do-that/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/07/im-sorry-damian-i-cant-let-you-do-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 21:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1634</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dont you just hate the way when you are googling for someone and you type in, say, &#8220;Laurence.Rittenour&#8221;, Google thinks for a microsecond, comes back with no hits, and asks &#8220;Did you mean: &#8216;Laurence.Ritenour&#8217;? And you think, &#8220;Yeah, I probably did&#8221;, and you click on the corrected link that Google so helpfully provides. Then Google [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Uncut</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/05/uncut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/05/uncut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 22:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone came here today looking for &#8220;celebs with foreskins&#8221;&#8212;obviously another reality show that I am missing because I don&#8217;t have a&#160;television.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Like To Teach The World To Think</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/04/id-like-to-teach-the-world-to-think/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/04/id-like-to-teach-the-world-to-think/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=1483</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s most pleasing about Google&#8217;s April Fool joke today is that its text is shot through with the sort of pseudoscientific nonsense that infests thousands of real products&#8217;&#160;copy.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Searches Of The Week</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/03/searches-of-the-week/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/03/searches-of-the-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 08:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone was brought here yesterday by a search for &#8220;Get your Colonial Shame off my breasts&#8221;. What they really wanted was this [safe for work]. Other recent PooterGeek hits: &#8220;sinn fein mobile&#160;download&#8221; &#8220;truckers favourite gay sex&#160;stop&#8221; &#8220;chav style home&#160;decor&#8221; &#8220;billie piper&#160;breasts&#8221; &#8220;nice things to do for your&#160;boyfriend&#8221; &#8220;big breasted&#160;landladies&#8221; Yes, the last one was from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Still No Cure For Genius</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/01/still-no-cure-for-genius/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/01/still-no-cure-for-genius/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2005 09:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PooterGeek is number three hit on Google for &#8220;cure for stupidity&#8221;. Sadly, number one is James D Watson indulging in that favourite activity of previous Nobel prizewinners: talking&#160;cack.]]></description>
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		<title>A Word From Our Sponsors</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/01/a-word-from-our-sponsors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2005/01/a-word-from-our-sponsors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 23:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=642</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been asked to bless this Webpage with the Google power of PooterGeek, the most &#8220;innovative and resourceful&#8221; Website in the World. The aforementioned link is surely the best to follow for Philippine biotechnology, enterprise, and investment conference information. I think casualsavant would agree with me in the comments, using further links to illustrate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yess!</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/12/yess/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/12/yess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite my never having posted anything tackling this crucial question, I am top hit on Yahoo search for &#8220;how to look cool when going&#160;bald&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>Surf&#8217;s Up!</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/11/surfs-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/11/surfs-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2004 00:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=526</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Within hours of the story breaking, who is number 2 for &#8220;Boris Johnson&#8221; &#8220;sex scandal&#8221;? PooterGeek braces for the hits as Britain&#8217;s Webheads ride the wave&#160;this-a-way.]]></description>
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		<title>The Sins Of The Father</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/11/the-sins-of-the-father/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/11/the-sins-of-the-father/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2004 10:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is why my dad suffered at the hands of Jesuits: so his son&#8217;s &#8216;Blog could be number three in the world for &#8220;Evil Catholic&#160;Authoritarianism&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>Puddy Tats: Monsanto&#8217;s Stormtroopers</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/puddy-tats-monsantos-stormtroopers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/puddy-tats-monsantos-stormtroopers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 20:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=491</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When the subject of British public attitudes to genetically modified organisms comes up at Genome Campus breaktime conversations I tend to make two standard&#160;contributions. I rail against the &#8220;Frankenfood&#8221; hysteria of the UK tabloid press (not to mention the bloody Archers) that has all but prevented a rational debate on the&#160;subject. I advance a corollary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>With Friends Like This</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/with-friends-like-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/with-friends-like-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 07:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=490</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning I&#8217;d just like to thank Judith for making PooterGeek third highest Google hit for &#8220;visible thong above trousers&#8221;. I need all the help I can get in improving the quality of the visitors&#160;here.]]></description>
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		<title>Very Scary Indeed</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/very-scary-indeed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/very-scary-indeed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=447</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have posted many times about my immense Google karma. Today I have had a huge spike in hits (by my modest standards) because this post is number four match on Yahoo search for &#8220;Bigley decapitation&#8221;. A nervous hello to all my new readers&#8212;including the eloquent&#160;&#8220;Ben&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>As If I Care</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/as-if-i-care/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/as-if-i-care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2004 19:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hak sent me a link to this article this morning. I can&#8217;t think&#160;why. [UPDATE: According to my server logs, someone has been directed to PooterGeek having searched Irish Google for &#8220;Nigella Lawson in leather catsuit&#8221;. He or she has no idea how sorry I am that I am unable to&#160;help.]]]></description>
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		<title>My Patriotic Duty</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/my-patriotic-duty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2004/10/my-patriotic-duty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2004 17:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harry &#8220;Chase Me Ladies&#8221; Hutton wants to be Britain&#8217;s top Nazi. So far, he is only fourth. PooterGeek possesses terrifyingly high levels of Google karma. My blessing is all that stands between him and the status he craves. Arise, Sir Harry, and welcome to your place at the head of the British National&#160;Party.]]></description>
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