Category Archives: Middle-Aged Man Confused By iPod

Diversity Training

The other day, I was (as one so often is) on the door at the latter stages of a central Brighton soul and Motown event with a mixed-race lesbian bouncer. She leerily told me tales of her days running sapphic club nights, and how the punters only really started to pile in when she imported […]

Clash Of The Titans

From a letter to the Halifax and Calderdale Evening Courier by Jason Smith, the Bradford Chairman of the UK Independence Party:
GREEN’S ARREST SHOWS WE ARE BECOMING DICTATORSHIP
As unaccustomed as I am to defending Tory MPs, I feel I must speak out about the arrest of Damian Green, who was apparently held for nine hours and his […]

Chuck Off

Writing on his blog today, Damian Counsell, who, if he hadn’t been baptised a Catholic, would be 37 234 933rd in line to the thrones of the Commonwealth realms, warned of the dangers to the planet of Genetically Unmodified heads of state. He pointed out that inbred dynasties are susceptible to hereditary disorders like haemophilia and verbal […]

Late Local Election Result

Boris Johnson’s Hair: still No Overall Control.

Parallel Lives

It’s all over for the ‘Head

On the front page of The Spectator online, Fraser Nelson suggests that David Cameron could be “the British [Barack] Obama”, which struck me as a coincidence, because I am the British Gore Vidal.

Can We Talk About Something Else Now?

Islam isn’t a race. Martin Amis isn’t a racist. This video is fun:

[via The Ambrosini Critique]

Overheard Outside An Antiques Shop Yesterday

FIRST ANTIQUE DEALER: Do you have a double-U-double-U-double-U number?
SECOND ANTIQUE DEALER: ?
FIRST ANTIQUE DEALER: An, er, Internet address?

Sex-Starved African In Steamy Hotel Room Action With Brazilian Maid

Sorry about the silence. I’ve been working hard in Portugal and working hard here.
Stevie Wonder says I look just like him in these shades
My exact ethnic background isn’t immediately obvious from my appearance. Most Sierra Leoneans would call me “white”; most Brits wouldn’t. To a large fraction of the people on this planet I just look […]