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		<title>Unfortunate headlines of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2010/02/unfortunate-headlines-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The BBC News Website has changed its original&#160;headline: SARAH PALIN LASHES OBAMA AT FIRST TEA PARTY&#160;CONVENTION &#8212;bring your houseboy, and let&#8217;s party like it&#8217;s 1779!&#8212;to this&#160;one: SARAH PALIN CONDEMNS OBAMA AT FIRST TEA PARTY&#160;CONVENTION but, Liz Jones&#8217;s latest wibble&#8212;search for it if you like; I&#8217;m not going to link to it&#8212;retains its&#160;banner: HONOUR KILLINGS? WHAT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those Beige Headlines In Full</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/11/those-beige-headlines-in-full/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TIGER WOODS WINS 2008 US OPEN DESPITE KNEE INJURY CAUSED BY ILLEGAL KARATE ATTACK FROM EVIL MAFIA GOLFER ROCCO MEDIATE. OBTAINS CRUCIAL PAR SCORE ON SUDDEN-DEATH HOLE USING &#8220;CRANE KICK&#8221; BEFORE COLLAPSING ON THE FINAL GREEN IN AGONY, MUTTERING &#8220;I DID IT FOR YOU,&#160;ELIN!&#8221; LEWIS HAMILTON CLINCHES WORLD F1 DRIVERS&#8217; CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS MCLAREN, &#8220;HERBIE&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Future News For November</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/10/future-news-for-november/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/10/future-news-for-november/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRANSYLVANIAN NOBLEMAN FORCED TO ADMIT TO BEING BULLINGDON CLUB MEMBER MISSING FROM INFAMOUS PHOTOGRAPH: &#8220;I HAVE A STRICT &#8216;NO PICTURES&#8217; RULE&#8212;AND DO NOT WISH TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE BULLINGDON CLUB&#8217;S TREATMENT OF WOMEN,&#8221; CLAIMS ANONYMOUS COUNT,&#160;577. AFRICA STAGES &#8220;HERRING AID&#8221; TO HELP NORTHERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES COPE WITH CREDIT CRUNCH. BJ&#214;RK TO APPEAR AT OPENING [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Talking Of Bathos&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/09/talking-of-bathos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/09/talking-of-bathos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The front page of the BBC News Website is currently decorated by the headline: JUDE LAW CALLS FOR WORLD&#160;CEASEFIRE]]></description>
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		<title>Living In A Box</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/07/living-in-a-box/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/07/living-in-a-box/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brentian Man]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t have to be a restaurant boss to be shocked by the size of this&#160;packaging.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;A new, important, effective way of grieving&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/05/a-new-important-effective-way-of-grieving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/05/a-new-important-effective-way-of-grieving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 08:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=3175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps you remember this story that I read in a &#8220;true life confessions&#8221; mag in a waiting room?: MY SISTER&#8217;S BRUTAL KILLING INSPIRED MY BUSINESS&#160;PLAN It seems that, a couple of years on, a US entrepreneur has had the same idea and the result is a similarly Onion-esque report in Wired. Under the headline: MONSTER.COM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs Of The Times</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/04/signs-of-the-times/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/04/signs-of-the-times/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;pictures&#8221; included a front-page one of the torturer dressed in a pink nurse&#8217;s outfit that stopped just above the tops of her black stockings For those of you not up to date with the PooterGeek soap opera, having been made redundant from my first permanent job in science (when the Medical Research Council closed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Brighton Hen Parties Go Bad</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/03/when-brighton-hen-parties-go-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/03/when-brighton-hen-parties-go-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<title>Future News: Headlines Of 2108</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/03/future-news-headlines-of-2108/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2008/03/future-news-headlines-of-2108/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NASA ASTRONAUTS ARRIVE ON CENTAURI IV AND ENCOUNTER POPULATION OF HUMANOIDS SO PRIMITIVE THAT THEY STILL HAVE FACEBOOK&#160;ACCOUNTS. PANEL OF HISTORIANS VOTES ON MOST HATED FIGURES OF 21ST CENTURY. SADDAM HUSSEIN, CLONED HITLER, HEATHER MILLS-MCCARTNEY TOP&#160;POLL. HUMPHREY LYTTELTON FORCED TO STAND DOWN AS PRESENTER OF I&#8217;M SORRY I HAVEN&#8217;T A CLUE AFTER EXPOSURE TO SUNLIGHT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Do Things Differently Down South</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/12/they-do-things-differently-down-south/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/12/they-do-things-differently-down-south/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you to Beardsleys and Counsells for their hospitality and generosity. Oop North, they know how to enjoy themselves, but local children don&#8217;t have it as good as my niece and&#160;nephew: fattist oppression in action]]></description>
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		<title>Brighton Shock</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/08/brighton-shock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/08/brighton-shock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I Only Pass These Things On</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/06/i-only-pass-these-things-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/06/i-only-pass-these-things-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The front page of today&#8217;s Argus features this headline: Today&#8217;s Argus street placard features this headline:]]></description>
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		<title>The PooterGeek Argus Headline Collection: Hove Special</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/06/the-pootergeek-argus-headline-collection-hove-special/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/06/the-pootergeek-argus-headline-collection-hove-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit that I have, in the past, given my readers the impression that the more genteel half of Brighton&#160;&#38;&#160;Hove is a sleepy, geriatric, upper-middle-class, conservative place. Indeed, one resident commented here: After all the effort I&#8217;ve put into making Hove sound like the hipper and more cosmopolitan sista of Brighton, you&#8217;re making us sound [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today In Your Super Soaraway Sunday Madeleine</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/05/today-in-your-super-soaraway-sunday-madeleine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/05/today-in-your-super-soaraway-sunday-madeleine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 09:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BUY OUR MADDY MEMORIAL NECKLACE, FEATURING A VIAL OF MADELEINE&#8217;S MOTHER&#8217;S&#160;TEARS EXCLUSIVE: SEE THE WALLET PHOTOGRAPH THAT INSPIRED THE&#160;ABDUCTION PIRATES&#8217; KEIRA TELLS OF HOW AGONIZING HER AGONY WOULD BE IF SHE HAD CHILDREN AND HAD ONE TAKEN AWAY FROM&#160;HER RING THIS NUMBER TO DISTRACT THE&#160;INVESTIGATION DAGO COPS &#8220;INCOMPETENT AND XENOPHOBIC&#8221; SAYS TABLOID&#160;JOURNALIST]]></description>
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		<title>Scooped!</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/05/scooped/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/05/scooped/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 13:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dang. That Skuds beat me to this classic Argus&#160;headline: RESTAURANT BOSS SHOCKED AT SIZE OF MARKER PENS&#160;PACKAGING]]></description>
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		<title>Scissored Sisters</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/04/scissored-sisters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/04/scissored-sisters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The official name for the place where I live is &#8220;Brighton &#38; Hove&#8221;. A friend of mine was recently asked at interview to characterize the difference between Brighton and her non-identical Siamese twin town and came up with something along the lines of Hove being a respectable older aunt and Brighton a wayward younger&#160;sister. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Broom</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/03/new-broom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/03/new-broom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Memo To Self: Always Engage Stealth Mode&#8212;Even At Night</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/03/memo-to-self-always-engage-stealth-mode-even-at-night/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/03/memo-to-self-always-engage-stealth-mode-even-at-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 14:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<title>See How They Run</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/02/see-how-they-run/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2007/02/see-how-they-run/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry it&#8217;s been quiet here. I&#8217;ve been busy and ill (again). There&#8217;s always The Brighton Argus to cheer me up&#160;though. And its front cover story today is about a &#8220;masked raider&#8221; being identified by his distinctive&#160;smell.]]></description>
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		<title>Making A Connection</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/12/making-a-connection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/12/making-a-connection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2679</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to The Times: [DAVID] IRVING ATTACKS AUSTRIA AFTER&#160;BAN Surely he knows enough history to have arranged for some of his far-Right friends inside the country to organise a peaceful takeover&#160;instead?]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s Not The Anti-Christ; He&#8217;s A C-List Celebrity</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/11/hes-not-the-anti-christ-hes-a-c-list-celebrity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/11/hes-not-the-anti-christ-hes-a-c-list-celebrity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that Brighton&#8217;s 80s slightly-more-than-one-hit-wonders Frazier Chorus covered Anarchy In The UK? They did. It&#8217;s more subversive than the original.]]></description>
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		<title>Good Apples</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/good-apples/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/good-apples/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2543</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It would be so much easier to dismiss The Guardian if it didn&#8217;t employ some excellent writers. Its television critics, for example, are usually more entertaining than the programmes they review. The reason I still buy the paper on Fridays is because the &#8220;music&#8221; part of the film and music supplement actually covers popular music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Armbiguity</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/armbiguity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/armbiguity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 13:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suspect someone working forThe Argus reads PooterGeek and has just won a bet (s)he made with an officemate&#160;yesterday.]]></description>
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		<title>Another Argus Classic</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/another-argus-classic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/10/another-argus-classic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2509</guid>
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		<title>Clash Of The Sky Fairies</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/09/clash-of-the-sky-fairies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/09/clash-of-the-sky-fairies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At 11:28 BST the top two headlines on UK Google News&#160;were: The Daily Mail: THE POPE MUST DIE, SAYS&#160;MUSLIM The Guardian: MIXED RESPONSE TO NEW POPE&#160;APOLOGY]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Every Cloud</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/08/every-cloud/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/08/every-cloud/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting in a waiting room yesterday. As always, I couldn&#8217;t resist reading one of the women&#8217;s reality rags&#8212;almost as appealing as discarded copies of the Daily Mail on a Tube train. Real magazine rewarded me for my defying public mockery with this lovely headline, neatly balancing the ghoulishness, shrill optimism, and bathos that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arsenal Relieved To Save Point At Home To Villa</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/08/arsenal-relieved-to-salvage-point-at-home-to-villa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/08/arsenal-relieved-to-salvage-point-at-home-to-villa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I enjoyed typing&#160;that. Martin&#8217;s magic makes Thierry look ordin-erry.]]></description>
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		<title>PooterGeek Loves The Argus</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/04/pootergeek-loves-the-argus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/04/pootergeek-loves-the-argus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is still a favourite PooterGeek post, and the Argus keeps coming up with more gems, though sadly I don&#8217;t always have my camera with&#160;me. [click image to enlarge]]]></description>
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		<title>In My Day We Made Our Own Entertainment</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/03/in-my-day-we-made-our-own-entertainment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/03/in-my-day-we-made-our-own-entertainment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pootergeek.com/?p=2082</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brighton and Hove&#8217;s local newspaper is called The Argus. Its staff don&#8217;t have much to write about: the football team and its struggle for a stadium, resident micro-celebrity Zoe Ball and her slightly more famous husband Fat Boy Slim. I think I&#8217;ve only bought a copy twice. Yesterday was the second time. Why? Because of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Serious Breakfast Mistake</title>
		<link>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/03/serious-breakfast-mistake/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pootergeek.com/2006/03/serious-breakfast-mistake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PooterGeek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Above the usual manufactured outrage headline on the front page of the Daily Mail this morning I read the following smaller&#160;banner: He&#8217;s quizzed over £350&#160;000 &#8220;bribe&#8221;. Their home is remortgaged three times in four years. Yet not once, says Tessa Jowell, did she ask her husband: &#8220;What the hell is going on,&#160;darling?&#8221; Crikey. Imagine if [...]]]></description>
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