Ooh, That’s A New One

Last year, Newsbiscuit ran a spoof “NEWSPAPERS RUN OUT OFLORD LEVY IS JEWISHEUPHEMISMS” story [requires free registration] I was reminded of it when I read this from the latest statement by “the neo-Nazi North German Action Office”, as reported in the Wall Street Journal:

Inasmuch as it is a determined opponent of the western-plutocratic one-world policy, we regard Islam, globally considered, as an ally against the mammonistic dominance of the American east coast

Zionists” is so last year. Anyone who’s anyone in the global banking conspiracy lives on the east coast of America now.

[Thanks, GH.]

2 Comments

  1. Posted 12Nov08 at 17:59 | Permalink

    This is very confusing – how can I be a “rootless cosmopolitan” if I have to move to the American east coast and stay there?

  2. gh
    Posted 16Nov08 at 02:02 | Permalink

    As a Zionist currently living on the US east coast, what I want to know is: what does one _wear_ to a mammonistic dominance party? Leather would be my first guess, but ever since (true story) I was the only one to show up to a party a few years ago wearing a tuxedo, I don’t trust my sense for these things. :-)

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