A Client I Won’t Miss

[BY TELEPHONE]

CLIENT-I-WON’T-MISS: [giggling] …and I saw the pictures of that gay wedding on your Website.

POOTERGEEK: I shoot Gays, Catholics, Protestants, Humanists, Blacks, Whites, Jews…

CLIENT-I-WON’T-MISS: Well, I suppose you have to be prepared to work for anyone when you’re starting out.

3 Comments

  1. Matthew
    Posted 18Oct08 at 23:19 | Permalink

    Interesting to see the Google pick up of this sentence out of the context..

    POOTERGEEK: I shoot Gays, Catholics, Protestants, Humanists, Blacks, Whites, Jews…”

  2. Posted 19Oct08 at 00:04 | Permalink

    I’m an equal-opportunity hit-man.

  3. Morgs
    Posted 24Oct08 at 10:13 | Permalink

    Pootergeek: loves everybody, shoots anybody

    Hmm, maybe:

    Pootergeek: he’ll always give you his best shot

    i’ll get me coat.

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