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Surely Margaret Thatcher doesn’t want a state funeral? I mean, that would require the government to pay people to dig a hole and fill it up again.

3 Comments

  1. Posted 15Jul08 at 22:57 | Permalink

    Not if they follow the state funeral with a state cremation. Witches are supposed to be burnt after all.

  2. Andrew C
    Posted 19Jul08 at 03:55 | Permalink

    A Guardian letter-writer wrote this:

    Thatcher should only be allowed a state funeral if the contract is put out to compulsory competitive tender and awarded to the lowest bidder. Any offers?
    Rob Watling
     Nottingham

  3. Posted 20Jul08 at 08:49 | Permalink

    Only if she’s still alive.

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