If The Infection Don’t Get Ya, The Conflagration Will

It’s not a good idea to take a whole slice of brie out of the fridge, allow it to reach room temperature, eat some, and then re-chill it. If you do this enough times, then, by the time you reach the end, you may well have cultured yourself a nice little dose of food poisoning. Instead, I slice off what I need and zap it briefly in the microwave to soften it.

I did this today with my last chunk, thinking that I’d leave it in its original wrapping to save using another plate. What I didn’t think about was that this wrapping consisted of a layer of microwave-absorbing metallic foil, partially covered in a flammable matt paper coating. Luckily, I was next to the oven, dancing to the latest single from Mika, when my lunch blossomed into a soft-cheese disco ball of fire.

4 Comments

  1. JuliaM
    Posted 22Feb08 at 09:39 | Permalink

    At least the resultant high temperatures will have rendered it ultra-safe from bacteria…

  2. Posted 22Feb08 at 11:08 | Permalink

    I avoid this by only ever eating processed cheese.

  3. MJ
    Posted 22Feb08 at 11:20 | Permalink

    I poisoned myself with a piece of Brie de Meaux the other week but it was so good I couldn’t quite bring myself to chuck the rest out.

  4. Posted 22Feb08 at 13:42 | Permalink

    Oh dear. I have the remains of a Brie de meaux wedge in my fridge. I should probably finish it off before it rises up and kills me.

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