Mentally Unstable Man Attempts To Board Popemobile

The 80-year-old Bavarian, who has suffered a number of strokes, believes himself to be God’s representative on Earth and participates daily in what he and his followers claim is a cannibalistic blood ritual, during which they eat the flesh of a centuries-dead carpenter and travelling quack doctor. Officers have returned him to the high-security accommodation in which he is normally confined under 24-hour armed guard.

2 Comments

  1. Laconian
    Posted 11Jun07 at 19:16 | Permalink

    I had forgotten he was Bavarian - I didn’t know who you meant at first!

  2. Posted 14Jun07 at 11:02 | Permalink

    OK, Colour me slow. I only just got it now.
     Sorry.

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