The best thing about this site selling spray-on hair is the completely honest promotional image in the top-right-hand corner of the front page. In it, Mr SprayOnHair has whipped round quickly to prevent the admiring woman with her hands on his shoulder from stroking the top of his head and coming away with a palm full of “micronized hair fibers cut to 0.2-0.4 mm sections and … textured to look and feel exactly like [his] own hair”. I’m guessing her discovering his secret might diminish his chances.