Advanced Level Grocer’s Apostrophe

I saw this handwritten notice outside a shop selling solid wood furniture this morning:

TABLE AND TWO BENCH’S £295

Can two wrongs make a technical right?

7 Comments

  1. The Pedant's Apprentice
    Posted 05Aug06 at 13:38 | Permalink

    wooden?

  2. Posted 05Aug06 at 14:27 | Permalink

    The Pedant-General would have much to say about this.

  3. The Pedant's Apprentice
    Posted 05Aug06 at 21:10 | Permalink

    An Aussie friend calls it the “feral apostrophe”.

  4. Phil Andrews
    Posted 06Aug06 at 19:16 | Permalink

    About 10 years ago I used to regularly drive past a small market garden that often advertised tomatoe’s for sale, or pick your own…

  5. Posted 07Aug06 at 17:33 | Permalink

    Technically, yes (possibly); stylistically, no.

  6. Posted 08Aug06 at 20:46 | Permalink

    Not the worst example I’ve seen…

  7. Posted 10Aug06 at 02:43 | Permalink

    Surely it would only be correct if it followed the pronunciation. Is there some strange accent in which “benches” has one syllable?

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