How To Win Votes And Influence People

Dear Candidate

If you want to be selected as the MP for the notoriously geeky and principled Cambridge constituency, spamming Labour Party members with your CV attached as a Word document sent from your work email account is not a good way to start.

all the best

PG

4 Comments

  1. Posted 10Jul06 at 00:13 | Permalink

    Well don’t tell us who it is why don’t you. The public have a right to know goddamit!

  2. dearieme
    Posted 10Jul06 at 13:56 | Permalink

    I wish to register a boast. I once saved Cambridge from a Prospective Parliamentary Candidate who was less than frank about his educational qualifications. He went on to become an MEP.

  3. Posted 10Jul06 at 17:42 | Permalink

    [S]pamming … with your CV attached as a Word document

    Merits a reverse ping’o’death or 50 million volts or something.

  4. Posted 10Jul06 at 17:43 | Permalink

    Do you get to vote in Tabland and B&H? How very genteel.

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