Beige Girl In Space

Back here I complained that Dr Who was currently prettier than his assistant. Clearly someone at the BBC has been paying attention. Here’s one of several poorly lit publicity photos* of David Tennant and his new sidekick, half-Iranian, half-Ghanian Freema Agyeman:

David Tennant and Freema Agyeman

Having failed to heed the make-up artist’s warnings, David and Freema discover the hard way the true meaning of the hair gel’s claim to offer “exxxtreme holding power”

The future’s bright. The future’s off-white.

(I’m also pleased to note that, before bagging this role, Freema had the jobbing British actor’s double to her name: appearances in both Casualty and The Bill.)

*[Have these people never heard of fill-in flash?]

37 Comments

  1. Posted 06Jul06 at 09:39 | Permalink

    They should clearly haev consulted with you to take the photographs.

    PS If they ask you next time around, can I be your assistant?

  2. Posted 06Jul06 at 09:58 | Permalink

    Of course.

  3. Posted 06Jul06 at 13:54 | Permalink

    Sorry. David Tennant is just far too young to be Dr. Who.

    When I were a lad, Dr. Who was always much much older than me….

  4. Posted 06Jul06 at 15:58 | Permalink

    Does she have a bigger stock of expressions than the current assistant ? Or will she simply raise her eybrows to show surprise/fear/tiredness/happiness/lust/thirst/boredom ?

  5. Posted 07Jul06 at 21:32 | Permalink

    Maybe this photo is a subtle post-modern reference to her earlier career, as it does look very much like a publicity shot for Crossroads - and not the modern version, either.

  6. Posted 19Mar07 at 18:14 | Permalink

    I think David is brilliant and the new assitant looks the part too. He doesnt have to be old to be the doctor and niether does she, times have changed and I always watch Doctor Who and think it is amazing!
    David is well sexy too!

  7. Nikki
    Posted 21Mar07 at 18:21 | Permalink

    i absalutly LOVE David Tennant he is gorgus!!!!!!!!!im gutted Billie Piper isnt his assiatant anymore!she was brilliant!i watch Dr.Who all the time and i cannot miss an episode!

  8. Shanise Morgan
    Posted 30Mar07 at 10:21 | Permalink

    I think david is a brill actor.Its a shame that billie piper isn’t in it anymore.I think they really suited each other.When i saw Martha though,i thought nah she don’t go with him.But now i’ve seen her having interviews i think she and the doctor will get on together.But no one will ever replace rose tyler

  9. Scarlett
    Posted 31Mar07 at 09:19 | Permalink

    David Tennant i love you l think that you are drop dead gorgus. I am coming to see you when you turn the lights on at Blackpool this year! I hope that you never leave doctor who

  10. Posted 31Mar07 at 19:58 | Permalink

    david is so fukin sxy n his new assistant lyk reli suits him david u rock u fukin sxy hunni bunni luv yaz xx

  11. Laura
    Posted 02Apr07 at 14:38 | Permalink

    David Tennant is so talented, bless.

    I think the new girl is really pretty! So lucky for kissing David in the 1st episode. Can’t wait for the next episode.

    Much love. .x.x.x.

  12. Christina
    Posted 03Apr07 at 12:06 | Permalink

    I think that David tennant has gripped his audience with his excellent talent in acting. I think that it doesnt matter what age he is, he still makes a very good doctor. Actually, i prefer him to the other doctors. I love the whole saucy and foxy buisness.

  13. hayley
    Posted 15Apr07 at 10:56 | Permalink

    David tennent is a fab actor and really sexy too he is the best doctor who there is and i hope he never leaves because the show will never be the same

  14. Posted 15Apr07 at 18:45 | Permalink

    omg i luv david he is sooo fit
    i dont like freema though cus rose was so amazing
    doctor who is gawgus!!!

  15. Coco
    Posted 17Apr07 at 17:30 | Permalink

    I completely agree with those people who think david is absolutely gorgeous and is the best doctor yet. i’m so gutted that billie piper left. rose n the doctor were the ultimate couple i wish she hadnt gone. the new girls alright tho. i cant wait 4 the next episode!!!
     x.x.x.

  16. Anonymous
    Posted 28Apr07 at 20:47 | Permalink

    OMG DAVID TENNANT IS SOOOOO FIT I LOVE HIM MORE THAN NY1 IN THE WORLD HE IS THE MOST TALENTED MAN IN THE WORLD AND SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I DONT CARE BOUT SOPHIA MYLES (CAN U IMAGINE SOPHIA MCDONALD????) NYWAY I LOVE HIM WHEN WE BOTH DIE WE SHALL BE IN HEAVEN TOGETHER !!! I LOVE YOU DAVID !!!

  17. Posted 02May07 at 12:48 | Permalink

    David is so hot actually I can’t say in words I MUCH I love him and not just that he’s one brillant actor and if I ever met him I would most probably run off screaming in the excitment or stand staring at him haven’t decided yet. Anyway DOCTOR WHO ROCKS FOREVER!(unless he regenerates )

  18. Alice
    Posted 05May07 at 16:46 | Permalink

    I agree, David Tennant is INCREDIBLY sexy :)
    However, i’m not keen on his new assisstant.
    I mean yeah she seems quite nice, and obviously fancies the Doctor… and who blames her?!
    But i think Billie Piper was so much better.
    I hope she returns for a bit or for a one off episode.
    Billie Piper is such a great actress.
     xx

  19. beth
    Posted 05May07 at 20:10 | Permalink

    oh come on david tennant is fit as no matta wa he looks like in some photos

  20. lizzie
    Posted 06May07 at 16:56 | Permalink

    I

  21. Posted 06May07 at 17:06 | Permalink

    Come on Lizzie, don’t be coy.

  22. Minni
    Posted 06May07 at 21:42 | Permalink

    wow David tennant is so hot and sxy and i also like his new assistant but not as much as Rose tyler

  23. Cassie Davis
    Posted 12May07 at 14:29 | Permalink

    I have loved David Tennant since the first time I saw Doctor Who, and because of him I still watch it now, he makes Doctor Who fantastic! I thought Billie Piper made an amazing assistant, and I actually cried on the last episode! I know sad isnt it!
    But I made sure I watched the new series, and actually Freema Agyeman is quite good, I was sooo jealous of her in the first episode lucky git getting to kiss David Tennant, I mean David I need some of that to make me survive once in a while!! David you are one amazing actor and I hope to see you a lot in the future! At the moment I am not going to miss my weekly dose of David! My biggest dream is to meet you David! 1 day I hope it comes true! Love you and Doctor Who FOREVER!! Unfortunately I am only 16!!
     xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  24. Posted 13May07 at 17:43 | Permalink

    i sarah luv davipoo tennant trotter (david tennant) yo bits

  25. Posted 13May07 at 17:44 | Permalink

    sorry to bits

  26. helen
    Posted 14May07 at 12:07 | Permalink

    Hi, I like eggs

  27. helen
    Posted 14May07 at 21:08 | Permalink

    Hi, i like bacon and i like squissing lemons in my eyes

  28. abbie
    Posted 15May07 at 11:20 | Permalink

    I love him soooo much freema is soo lucky

  29. abbie
    Posted 15May07 at 11:20 | Permalink

    I like pie

  30. helen
    Posted 15May07 at 12:31 | Permalink

    Once upon a time I was climbing a tree and I fell all the way down and I went into a tin can. The monkey’s all laughed at me P.S Scream I’m a worm!!!

  31. maxine
    Posted 15May07 at 12:48 | Permalink

    Hi, I love david tennant but I’m not keen on freema. Although david tennant is REALLY fit!!! and I just love his hair! it’s really funky! LOVE YOU DAVID xxx

  32. twinkle
    Posted 15May07 at 19:03 | Permalink

    i love david tennant he is so cute and a pineapple yes thats right a pineapple ate my MY chesse i’m very sad about that

  33. johnah
    Posted 15May07 at 20:32 | Permalink

    hello twinkle helen and abbie i share the same loves as you like cheese pineapples pie bacon egg and squweezing lemons in your eyes.
    p.s try swishing eggs in your eyes its fun
    P.s.s david is well fit !!!!!!!

  34. hannah
    Posted 16May07 at 08:40 | Permalink

    Hi, johnah your post has inspired me sooooo much i tried rubbing eggs in my eyes and i loved it sooooo much thank you for telling us about it
    P.S David is well fit I’ll love him forever

  35. TWICK
    Posted 16May07 at 11:38 | Permalink

    I love homework. YAY. :| i am so excited. I CAN SEE YOU SAMANTHA LEMAR! SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER!!

    WOOPWOOP!

  36. TWICK
    Posted 16May07 at 11:39 | Permalink

    :O WOW ISNT THIS FUN EGG LEMONS, I LOVE DAVID TENANT, I LIKE HIS KILT IT MAKES ME HORNY

  37. Posted 16May07 at 12:30 | Permalink

    Right. That’s enough illiterate gibbering about David Tennant. I’ll be deleting any similar guff from now on.

    Perhaps this is also the moment to say that every episode of the revived Dr Who that I have sat down to watch with friends or relatives has been toe-curlingly badly written—except for the one when Rose left. It’s a shame because there are obviously many talented people involved in making it and because when I was a little boy I used to wear my granddad’s scarf and pretend to be Dr Who.