There are people in the world who want to smell like Big Brother refugee Jade Goody.
Despite his public claims of punk-hood, ex-boyband munchkin and now wannabe rock beast Matt Willis’s current single [Keeping Me ]Up All Night is a shameless rip-off of 90s Scottish hair-rockers Gun’s Steal Your Fire.
BBC Political Correspondent Terry Stiastny is former newsreader Anna Ford’s Mini-Me.