Comments on: One Shot

By: Staffan

Staffan — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:27:11 +0000

Clarkson rules! I have never seen a better tv-show about cars. Piers is a person I dont really see as a personality to spend any energy on. To me it seems that he is a mediawhore. I might be wrong but IÂ´m not.

By: catherine

catherine — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 05:36:19 +0000

That is a poser! What a pair of jerks…
Piers is now interviewing even more stupid slebs on TV at mo…and Clarkson? He should be put in a small garage and forced to inhale his own carbon footprint.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:33:00 +0000

Piers Morgan needs to die………

I can not believe his charity on Celebrity apprentice is Soldiers. Especially sense he was FIRED from his job for printing FAKE photo’s about Soldiers abusing Iraqis.

The other bloke i don’t know about so i say shoot clarkson with the dart and throw Morgan out the door. Win win situation if you ask me.

Seriously someone needs to beat the living Sh#T out of Morgan.. Teach him some manners.

By: sanjeev

sanjeev — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:02:16 +0000

shoot clarkson he’s an arrogant tosser

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:59:20 +0000

Although, saying that, it would be difficult to miss a target as large as their heads.

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:57:49 +0000

Lordy, what a situation. If only I could get the two in line, I might be able to critically injure both at the same time, although I might be so eager to shoot I would miss in the excitement of it all.

By: Hope

Hope — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:39:06 +0000

MORGAN. *shoots him dead* Bah, I hate that man lol.

By: Mercedes Fan

Mercedes Fan — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:31:15 +0000

I believe that Piers Morgan should be shot.
Piers Morgan is a jerk for trying to pull Clarkson’s popularity down because he is jelous. Everyone hates Piers and it would be a big help to mankind to get rid of these sh@t stirrirs and gossipers.
Clarkson should not be accused of adultary everytime he is seen taking to a female. I think that all editors should take a good look at their stories and think about the embarrisment these false accusations cause for Clarkson’s family and the BBC.
Enouth Said!

By: Leasey

Leasey — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:36:19 +0000

Ok, firstly; who is the freak commenting in “text speak”? We only want properly spelt, well structured english grammar on this site please!

Secondly; I like Clarkson (even though he slags off TVRs) and I have no idea who the other chap is so shoot him with the dart.

By: HA HA HA

HA HA HA — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:03:48 +0000

club em bof to dathe wiht a blont isnramant! cnuts! bofth of am! unmistakeble.

woh are they btw? they look birtesh teh poor lumbarign brutes.

By: spin

spin — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:38:27 +0000

Well the tranquiliser dart would have to be used on David G for that comment.

Then I’d have to take that champagne glass from Clarkson, smash it over his big stupid head, and use the remaining shards to hack a bloody great hole in his throat. Maybe gouge his eyes out first.

Yes, Morgan is a bit of a cunt, but he’s really not in the same league.

By: David G

David G — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:41:58 +0000

I realise why he offends people, but I like Clarkson. We need more like him.

By: Andy C

Andy C — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:30:55 +0000

I’d have thought that the pilot would be the obvious choice, for the benefit on mankind.

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By: PooterGeek

PooterGeek — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:47:57 +0000

Specifically he is supposed to have published a photograph of Clarkson in what was alleged to be “a compromising position” with a woman other than his wife. Exposing newspaper buyers to that kind of image could be described as terrorising a civilian population.

By: Muffin

Muffin — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:18:16 +0000

Morgan. Hes an arse and printed mean things about Clarkson.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:36:34 +0000

Piers because hes dull and boring

By: Martin Morgan

Martin Morgan — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:28:09 +0000

Ditto. Release the muthaf*kkin snakes, bro.

By: Dave F

Dave F — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:51:08 +0000

I was going to offer my two cents worth till I saw Peter Briffa’s devastating post. Fantastic.

By: Peter Briffa

Peter Briffa — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:05:46 +0000

One word: Snakes.

By: Paulie

Paulie — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:00:16 +0000

Following your links, I particularly liked this witty Clarksonism (on MSN):

“Jeremy has even managed to whip up protests on the other side of the Atlantic with comments in his column in The Sun about America’s treatment of the victims of Hurricane Katrina. He said that: “Most Americans barely have the brains to walk on their back legs,” and went on to claim that starving black people in New Orleans were being shot by helicopter gunships rather than being rescued.”

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:38:47 +0000

…not least because I’ve just spotted that we’re talking about tranquilliser darts rather than bullets.

Anyway, neither Clarkson nor Morgan would fit through a plane window, so it was a pretty forlorn hope to begin with.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:36:45 +0000

You could always blow a hole in the nearest window and hope that they both get sucked out Goldfinger style.

But I concede that that’s a bit of a high-risk strategy.

By: PooterGeek

PooterGeek — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:28:58 +0000

’S okay, Chris. You pretty much won the game outright with your first comment.

By: Chris B

Chris B — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:24:09 +0000

Just noticed that was in link you posted, I will go away now.

By: Chris B

Chris B — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:19:27 +0000

I’d shoot myself, then I wouldn’t have to listen to the two twunts wittering on smarmily. Of course they hate each other and have physically fought before (at a UK press awards iirc), so the other option would be to let one knock the other out, and then shoot the one left standing.