My Life!

As at least one of my Jewish friends will testify, it was during my years living in a North West London flat with a caricature of a Jewish grandmother for a resident landlady (rather than my time in the kosher house on Osney Island) that members of the Global Conspiracy stole my brain and replaced it with a positronic bagel, radio-controlled from their HQ beneath the White House lawn. So you might not find this story of Pashmina’s quite as amusing as I found it. Then again, I laughed like a drain.

2 Comments

  1. Posted 01Feb06 at 16:08 | Permalink

    I’ve just watched all four series of Curb Your Enthusiasm on dvd. I think ‘The Baptism’ is my favourite.

  2. Posted 01Feb06 at 20:25 | Permalink

    …radio-controlled from their HQ beneath the White House lawn”

    That’s a dirty lie spread by them anti-Semitic bastards.

    We operate from a place under Potomac, but very close to the Georgetown restautants area - for convenience, you know.

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