Comments on: Cross Over The Road, My Friend

By: Victoria Malek

Victoria Malek — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:42:39 +0000

Hi I really need your help because I have a band in my school and I’m playing the guitar and I don’t know the playing thing please send me a song of that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: David G

David G — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 17:00:51 +0000

VO: Next up is Top Singer, Anastacia.

ANASTACIA: Hello. Samaritans. How can I HEY-HEY-YULP?

SALLY: Hello. My name’s Sally.

ANASTACIA: Hello, SALL-EY-UH!

SALLY: [Sob] My boyfriend’s gone and I JUST WANT TO DIE.

ANASTACIA: THAT’S RIGHT, JUST SHOUT IT OUT! SALL-EY-UH! I JUST WANT TO DAAAAAAAH! GO, GIRL!

SALLY: [Sob] Er [consults script] … you see - he was everything to me.

ANASTACIA: AH FEEEEL YOUR PAY-AY-UNN! UH!

SALLY: [throws away script] Now I really DO want to die. I’m not paid enough for this. [sound of actress sawing at own wrists with penknife]

VO: Er, thanks Anastacia. And lastly another MP …

BORIS (for it is he): Crickey! Cheer up old girl!

[sound of gunshot]

BBC ANNOUNCER: I’m sorry, we appear to have temporarily lost that programme. Let’s go to the Shipping Forecast …

By: Wei

Wei — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 16:55:51 +0000

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 13:00:20 +0000

Such lack of sympathy for those who have recently lost their jobs … heh.

Not to blow my own trumpet, but I recently waxed lyrical about Keane over at my place. I always did like E J Thribb poems …

Surely a certain Michael Howard could be a potential Samaritan, too, given his imminent departure. “I am here to help you, pee-pul…”