For anyone who’s waiting for an email reply from me or even evidence that I am still alive, please accept my apologies and this ‘Blog post. I was unloading my belongings until 2:00 am this morning and have been sleeping on the floor for the past couple of days. I’ll be back to something like normal next week, I hope. Then I’ll attempt to catch up with the communications backlog in batch mode.

This town is crawling with sprogs. I realise it’s not a novel observation, but Brighton really is where Londoners come to breed. What a strange town: gays and breeders; hippies and suits; students and geezers…