You think the stuff I put up here is crap? Behind the login page of PooterGeek there are now about one hundred and thirty unpublished posts. Some of them are funny. Many of them are cruel or in bad taste. Some of them aren’t cruel enough. I mean, what kind of satire could I create about, say, the government of Zimbabwe, whose lying bastard of an ambassador is on Radio 4 now, lying like a bastard?