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By: PooterGeek » Blog Archive » MUSIC WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON

PooterGeek » Blog Archive » MUSIC WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:30:30 +0000

[…] to link to my Anastacia post again, but further to its attack on the current oppressive fashion of using limiters and […]

By: PooterGeek » Blog Archive » The Irreligious Policemen

PooterGeek » Blog Archive » The Irreligious Policemen — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:12:44 +0000

[…] Their Balliol ties are trailing backwards over their shoulders in the airflow. On the soundtrack, Anastacia’s guitarist is widdling over a bank of Kurzweil keyboards and six tracks of gated snare […]

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By: Freaky Deaky aka biggest fan ever

Freaky Deaky aka biggest fan ever — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:08:19 +0000

oh and glen ballard also did alanis morissette’s “jagged little pill” album which i jus found out :/

By: Freaky Deaky aka biggest fan ever

Freaky Deaky aka biggest fan ever — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:07:12 +0000

soz!

By: rachel

rachel — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:41:09 +0000

I absolutely LUV A! I have all her DVDs, CDs and have met her,Seen her in concert, am a member of her fan club and have Anastacia’s autograph! U R so not her biggest fan!I AM!!!

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PooterGeek » Blog Archive » More Advertising — Mon, 15 May 2006 16:33:54 +0000

[…] This is Jo, inventor of Shouty Woman, getting ready for her wedding last week. She scrubs up nicely, doesn’t she?—she also has a PhD in molecular genetics and is editor of The Journal of Gene Medicine. There was a small crowd of single male Cambridge science nerds holding a tearful vigil outside the ceremony. […]

By: BIGGEST ANASTACIA FAN EVER!

BIGGEST ANASTACIA FAN EVER! — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 17:46:24 +0000

how can u not like anastacia!? she is so individual and so what if she “shouts”
Quote:I’ve been to laods of concerts over the years
from U2 to the Stones I was taken to an
Anastacia concert and I have to admit
she is Amazing. She is a vocal powerhouse
but she can also tame it an sing like an angel.
I was not a fan to begin with but having
seen her in concert I doubt I will ever see
a better singer, was also supprised to find
she has a very good sense of humour and
takes the Pi*s out of herself . To find out
she has suffed from Chrones from the age of
15 and has recently fought Cancer just add
to my amazement of such a woman. If I had
half of her zest for life I would be a better
person. She truley is a FREAK OF NATURE.

thank you tasha and ne1 hu is sticking up for the 8th best selling artist since 2000…….

if by eny chance Ana sees this, (not likely coz she probs dnt waste her time with usless opinions) U ROK GAL N I AM URE BIGGEST FAN……EVER!!!!!!!! xxxxxxx

by the way…….shouty woman?! who ever came up with that load of RUBBISH?!
i am listeining to my MP3 which consists ONLY of this rose bespectacled beautiful woman, AND its on my stereo FULL blast, and i think the name “pooter geek” tells us a lot about this person…….

Quote:Miss Anastacia Shoutywoman
I belive her name is Miss Anastacia Lyn Newkirk…….?

add my MSN if ure a fello Freak fan!!!!

youll_never_be_alone@hotmail.com

thats 4 anastacia fans onli or ill b reeli pissed off, well i am already…….

By: loz

loz — Sun, 19 Feb 2006 23:18:01 +0000

im sorry but some of you people are well sad…
ANASTACIA…shes made a name for herslef…shes come through all this stuff which i myself have been affected by..You people takin the p outer her i bet u jus avent got nothing to do with your time so you think to yourself..oh lets take the mick outter ana!
ANASTACIA..ur the best girl and dont let any1 say otherwise.
ed and freakthemitey u rule people!!
xxxloz

By: tasha

tasha — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 20:43:46 +0000

I’ve been to laods of concerts over the years
from U2 to the Stones I was taken to an
Anastacia concert and I have to admit
she is Amazing. She is a vocal powerhouse
but she can also tame it an sing like an angel.
I was not a fan to begin with but having
seen her in concert I doubt I will ever see
a better singer, was also supprised to find
she has a very good sense of humour and
takes the Pi*s out of herself . To find out
she has suffed from Chrones from the age of
15 and has recently fought Cancer just add
to my amazement of such a woman. If I had
half of her zest for life I would be a better
person. She truley is a FREAK OF NATURE.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 17:37:22 +0000

Am a big Anastacia fan, and saw your post saying you were annoyed that people didnt get the funny side to this. Just thought I’d say I think its really funny, well done, hehe!

By: ANASTACIA LYNN NEWKIRK

ANASTACIA LYNN NEWKIRK — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:01:44 +0000

All i can honestly say is that “ANASTACIA” does not have to justify herself or talk /chat shit about others, she conducts herself in the most appropriate way indeed, she lets her work do the talking. You go gurl. UR THE BOMB XXX

By: PooterGeek » Blog Archive » The True Story Of A Breach Of The Geneva Conventions

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:10:51 +0000

[…] ANASTACIA: I-I-I-I-I-Y-AM A SHOUTY SHOUT-A-Y WOMA-YN! […]

By: hakmao

hakmao — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:15:57 +0000

And just when Damian thought it was safe to crawl out of the sound-proof cell, he’s being aspirated by Anastacistas again…

By: Freakthemighty

Freakthemighty — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:03:18 +0000

Rydee you’re an idiot not to mention very cruel. For you people to be so literal, I don’t quite understand why you say someone is fecal matter when they are clearly made of flesh. Oh and I happen to be the one that will support the Anastacia Fans, since you think we are all a bunch of un-educated baffoons. Umm… also, what kind of name is “shouty woman?” To me, I think you need to come up with a better insult. I believe you are all jealous of her…

By: PooterGeek » Blog Archive » International Playboy

PooterGeek » Blog Archive » International Playboy — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:42:24 +0000

[…] This photo from my leaving do in Cambridge demonstrates the stunning effect on the ladeez of my spreading rumours about the size of my redundancy package: Jo, inventor of “Shouty Woman”, on the left Hot Wheels Helena on the right [click to enlarge] […]

By: Seasons change

Seasons change — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:27:22 +0000

if u all renember im outta love, u will know, that it is one of the best dance songs of 2000

By: Rydee

Rydee — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:42:33 +0000

Anastasia has always been shit, just because she developed a cancer suddenly everyone thinks she’s amazing. Bollocks to it, she’s bland, banal, insipid pop tosh aimed at people who don’t like music. Yeah, cancer is shit, but it doesn’t make you a better person by just having it.

“she has such a powerful voice” - so does Celine Dion, but that doesn’t make her any less of a whiney power-balladeer. Singing loudly does not equal singing well.

By: PooterGeek

PooterGeek — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:37:11 +0000

Thank you, Tiffanie. Please do. As long as they are older than twenty-one and have never been to one of Ana’s shows.

By: Tiffanie

Tiffanie — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:28:49 +0000

Thanks, a friend pointed out this post, I just wanted to say thank you for being so observant and astute and hilariously funny. I hope you don’t mind but I am going to pass this onto some other people i know would appreciate it.

By: dina

dina — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:09:01 +0000

I think I nearly peed my pants with how funny and brilliant that interpretation is.

In particular:

I think the real perpetrator is that poodle-permed Captain Caveman lookalike who Tina Turner used to keep in a cage during her live show and let out occasionally to play sax solos.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 22:36:29 +0000

I think all those fans need a delegator who can speak on their behalf. They didn’t make a good case for their favorite artist.

Anyway, I’ve never heard of this woman, but I can practically sing along by the description you’ve given.

By: Sigivald

Sigivald — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 21:17:30 +0000

y u no tok nglis?

mak babi jesu kri ((

Please, people. It’d be embarassing if you even realised you were doing it. The English, do not abuse it.

In the Real World, people won’t like musicians you like. Accept this and move on. Anastacia is, I’m sure, not offended that someone doesn’t like her music. After all, her huge piles of cash are doubtless a great comfort in these times of tribulation.

(And, er, I really doubt, Mr./Mrs. Luxxi, that PooterGeek likes Britney any more than Anastacia, who I, by the way, have never heard of before. Perhaps the assumption that he does says more about you than him?)

By: Jo

Jo — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:32:35 +0000

I haven’t laughed so much in ages - oh that’s hilarious!

By: Harry

Harry — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 17:54:43 +0000

give me forty-five minutes of the latest Anastacia album over forty-five minutes of the latest New Order album. They might be considered hipper, but their output is just as calculated and corny; the difference is what they do is also flat, tuneless, and ineptly performed.

?????? !!!!

U don’t know wat u are talking about. New Order rock. When did you ever own a nightclub in Manchester or take ecstacy or be a friend of a cool bloke called Tony? And they are 50 year old and still kick ass.

U R SO SAD!

Lmao

By: MacDara

MacDara — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:06:13 +0000

Taking this conversation back a little, before the Shouty Woman Brigade stormed in:

…the key’s in the name of the band guys…

Not necessarily. I mean, when someone says Van Halen, who thinks of Eddie? It’s all about Diamond Dave.

By: Unity

Unity — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 22:52:32 +0000

Phear the pwoer of AOHell customers, or what!

By: PooterGeek

PooterGeek — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 17:23:12 +0000

Right. That’s it. You’re all grounded. You’ve had your right to reply. Comments here are officially closed to the Anastacians.

And you can stop pouting right now, young lady.

By: rachel whittall

rachel whittall — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 16:48:53 +0000

i think he is a little cock with spots all over his face and a fat boy who sits at his pc talking crap coz he has fuck all else to say part from shite you know nothin u ass hole go fuck your fay ugly mummy u bloody gob shite and stop saying nasty shit about anastacia OK FUCKING TWAT FACE