February 2004

Mystorian/Historian

Susan Carruthers, associate professor of history, Rutgers University, New Jersey, US, writes in the Times Higher Educational Supplement [Website down 08:30] about three books on contemporary international affairs. Her contribution to the 30Jan04 edition [not free online] should be given to students as an example of how to smother reason with fashionable polysyllabic flannel. Here […]

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Rockchicks Don’t Wear Plaid

To the rest of us it’s a nipple ring, worthy of flippant comment; to Andrew Guy Jnr. of the Houston Chronicle it’s a matter for an on-the-spot report that reads like a Raymond Chandler pastiche. It’s funny. But not for the reasons he hoped.

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Apology of the Day

From the honest, accurate and impartial Al-Jazeera: “Correction: An earlier version of this article said John Kerry had admitted taking part in the inadvertent slaughter of Vietnamese civilians. We would like to make clear this admission was made by Senator Bob Kerrey.” (via Fark).

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Yet More Israeli Craziness

I’m a bit late to this story, I know, but I’m on an “Israeli surreality” roll now, so don’t stop me. He used to be a terrorist, now he’s a “Palestinian Zionist”, but “Walid Shoebat” is the sort of name that only the CIA could devise. It’s a fundamentalist Christian plot, I tell ya.

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“…And Promote World Peace”

As part of my “bonkers news from Israel” season I give you the naked settler midriffs of Miss Samaria 2004. Rabbi Daniel Shiloh, spokesman for the Committee of Rabbis in Judea and Samaria, the religious designation for the West Bank, said in an interview before the pageant. “It starts with beauty contests and ends with […]

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Odds and Sods

I’ve been flitting about posh, but un-networked, corners of London again so I’ve not had a chance to post so far this weekend. At a party in Highgate yesterday, I spent some time railing against this kind of educational hypocrisy and was told by two of the nice, privileged, middle-class guests to “lighten up”. Leftie […]

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Neighbours from Hell

In the Looking Glass world of Israeli politics, war criminal and chronic embarrassment to right-thinking Israelis Ariel Sharon gets it in the neck for doing the right thing. If he ever manages to implement his plan to move these other embarrassments to right-thinking Israelis someone will, of course, shoot him dead—and graduate from assassin school […]

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Geeks Don’t Iron

Thanks to Maoi and the Cambridge University Filipino Students’ Society (don’t ask) for a tip-off to this story about how to get a paper in PNAS (a highly respected scientific journal—and I’m not being sarcastic for a change) by mathematically modelling the folding of fabrics. Incidentally, Maoi, I’ve just been to see Lost in Translation […]

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Russian Dolls?

A while ago I wrote about Bratz dolls in a flippant way. It seems I didn’t take the subject as seriously as it deserved. Charles Laurence in the Sunday Telegraph has been reflecting on the usurping of Barbie by the Bratz: In toy terms, this is an upheaval on the same scale as the fall […]

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Compare and Contrast

You thought Andrew Gilligan was in denial: Some of my story was wrong, as I admitted at the inquiry, and I again apologise for it… …But the BBC collectively has been the victim of a grave injustice. , but there’s always a French politician to put things in proportion. According to the BBC: Juppé said […]

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Man of Mystery

The Sun promises us a Web chat with celebrity hypnotist Paul McKenna and invites us to send in our questions. Here’s mine: “Apparently you can give women orgasms by snapping your fingers and it’s safe to say you aren’t short of a bob or two, so why do you find it necessary to comb thin […]

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Addressing Weighty Matters

I completed the first part of an excellent course in presentation skills today and had the odd experience of seeing myself on film. Either it’s true that the camera puts 10 pounds on you or it’s time I went on a diet. If cameras do put weight on you, God help Calista Flockhart and Courtney […]

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Help Wanted

I have received a grant from EMBnet to pay for someone to work on one of my mad ideas. If you would like to work with me for a year at the Genome Campus you might want to read this.

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Anti-Hate Speech

Why is it a big story in The Guardian when a Saudi Muslim religious leader tells Muslims not to kill Muslims and non-Muslims? Is it because no one reports routine outpourings of hateful rhetoric from Saudi Muslim religious leaders? (“Yeah, dogs bite men every day. So what?”) Is it because Saudi Muslim religious leaders are […]

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