This article about the “Iraqi” “resistance” adds a couple of new-ish twists to the tales of guerilla warfare. I love the bit at the end about those Yankee bastards bringing attacks down on themselves by insensitively playing John Cougar Mellencamp through speakers strapped to their Humvees. That’s just evil. Why can’t they celebrate by firing Kalashnikovs into the air like ordinary civilized human beings?

Here‘s some more stuff about post-war justice. Someday, someone’s going to write a brilliant novel or make a wonderful movie about the things going on in this crazy country.