I grew up in a miserable, violent, bigoted dump called Tamworth. Knowhere was originally an online community for skateboarders with information about places for boarders to hang out across the country. Now anyone can use the site to comment on any aspect of local life across the UK.

Appropriately The pages about Tamworth are full of barely literate nonsense, written by idiots aged between 12 and 20. One contribution struck a chord with me, though:

A word or two of warning. Tamworth people do not take kindly to strangers, children that smile, ethnic minorities, innovation, initiative or change. If they come into contact with any of these they will be likely to bite, spit, scowl, attack, curse or headbutt it whilst emitting a grunt of disapproval. Elderly Tammies are the ring-leaders.